aisuyoukai | Another Day, Another Skit

Ok, so it's technically "tomorrow" and I feel like posting again already. (Seems like it wasn't so long ago.) Anyway, another of sis's skits to share! I love these things. ^^

This one was random. More DW, because that's all we do. Well, mostly. Hehe. We were goofing off (as usual) and coming up with friendship pairings and came up with Pang Tong/Ling Tong. (NOT shonen-ai! XP) It would work... well, I think so anyway. Here's sis's thoughts on the two:

Ling Tong vs. Pang Tong

If they were dying, this would be the difference:

Ling Tong: Ah, gods...I always knew this would happen. Whatever happens, I don't want Gan Ning being a total hypocrite and saying how great I was at my burial, got it?

Pang Tong: Ah, don't worry about it. Hey, everyone dies, right? Now don't go cryin' at my funeral. Just have a party, if you makes you feel better. Prop me up and I'll serve drinks.

I can picture the reactions:

Gan Ning: Yeah, you're a swell, man, Tong.
Ling Tong: Shut up!

Zhang Fei: Alright! Party at Pang Tong's funeral! Drinks for everybody!!
Pang Tong: Well, you...you don't have to get *that* enthusiastic...Guys?

More:

Gan Ning: *Looks down at Ling Tong for a moment, and then shrugs and walks away*
Ling Tong: Oh, no you don't! I promised I'd kill you before I died! Get back here, you coward! *Drags himself across the ground futilely to try and follow him* You're not getting away! I'll haunt you from my grave!
Gan Ning: *Gives a thumbs up back at him* I'll expect you to pop up and scare me in my sleep some time.
Ling Tong: Oh, you think you're funny, don't you! But you're not getting off that easy! *Manages to make it over to him and starts to viciously bite his ankle like a madman*
Gan Ning: Gah! What the hell are you doing?!

Another random idea:

Pang Tong: *Playing a game of chess with Ling Tong* Hmm... *Moves a piece* Check mate.
Ling Tong: What?! Son of a bitch!
Pang Tong: Hehehe. I guess that means you owe me again.
Ling Tong: *Rolls his eyes and pays him some yuans*
Gan Ning: *Walks into the room* Hey, Tong!
Pang Tong: What is it?
Ling Tong: What is it?!

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