aisuyoukai | DW Skit Number... What Number Is This One? (Reply)

Ok, again Sis and I were talking about DW. I mean, it's a dead given. It's our obsession and that's all these skits ever are. Written some time ago, at the time we were talking of the subject. Here's another one:

Zhou Tai's Tales

Sis: I think the story with Sun Quan asking Zhou Tai to tell the memories of each of his scars makes for a good skit:

Sun Quan: *Comes in with a crate of wine, sharing it all around with each of the other officers who are present at the party which he has called* Now. I suppose you all know why I called you here.
Ling Tong: No. Enlighten us.
Sun Quan: *Nods* Mm-hm. *Looks to Zhou Tai* Zhou Tai. Take off your clothes.
Zhou Tai: *Eyes just widen nervously*
Ling Tong: What?! Oh, gods, no!
Gan Ning: No, no, no!
Sun Shang Xiang: Woohoo! Alright!
Sun Quan: What? Gods, men, are you all *stupid*? I want you to look at his scars, for crying out loud!
Ling Tong: No, no, that's okay.
Gan Ning: There are physicians for that sort of thing.
Zhou Tai: *Now looks subtly annoyed*
Gan Ning: Wait a minute...Scars from what? *Looks at Sun Quan and Zhou Tai oddly* What have you two been doing?
Sun Quan: *Looks at Zhou Tai*
Zhou Tai: *Looks at Sun Quan*
Both: *Simultaneously* Yech!

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