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[aisuyoukai]

Ok you two, let’s stay focused. Chief, she had the gear and used it. Tex, your stealth gear sucked. If you had checked it, you would have discovered that it sucked on your own and would have tried to find another way to take the flag data. Therefore, your attempt was half-assed. While we’re talking about asses, let’s get everything out in the open. Me? I’m a lazy-ass. Simmons is a kiss-ass, Donut . . . well, you know. Caboose is a dumb-ass, Lopez is a wise-ass and Andy is an asshole. Doc is too scared to get up off his ass and shoot people, Lock-jaw bites people in the ass occasionally and it hurts like a bitch, Tex has a nice ass, and Chief does, indeed, kick ass.