aisuyoukai: (Default)
Clu Gulager

This is a real person. How is this even a real name?

I'M NOT DONE YET.

He stars in a movie with Bruce Boxleitner.
He is also in a movie with Jeff Bridges in it. What. What?

WHAT IS THE WORLD?
What is my brain?
aisuyoukai: (loneliness of the cat [okami])
Just watched Knowing. I liked it. I don't care if people think the ending is predictable/corny. I still thought it was a good film. I also happen to really like Cage so that helps. Sue me. But still I think I would have liked it anyway.

These are just thoughts I want to get out of my head. Things about the film. Spoilers if you haven't seen it.

Allusion )

That...did not turn out as expected. Ignore that. Please.
aisuyoukai: (boys will be boys [ac])
Avant

HERE DESMOND SING. IN FRENCH.

...omg, he is sexy. SERIOUSLY. CLICKY THE LINKY. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

It's a very good song, too. Not that that really matters but it is a good song. Very catchy, actually. Good beat.

BUT YEAH. SEXY GUY AND VOICE AND I TOTALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT BUT HOT DAMN ITS SEXY.



P.S.--Yes, that is Altaïr/Desmond/Ezio singing. He looks different, I know. But it's him. Tell me he's not sexy and DIE.
aisuyoukai: (laughing at you [ac])
Tori. Tori. Tori. Tori Tori Tori Tori TORI TORI TORI.

TORI.

Guess what. |D

Somebody is playing a really crappy assassin hit man in this movie I'm watching right now. Oh, God. I can't stop laughing for some reason. I'm not even sure why.

REMIND ME TO MAKE YOU AND TEAGAN WATCH IT IN BOSTON. OKAY? ALL RIGHT. /o/

Kekekeke. The main character keeps calling him "kid." Giovanni has one thing to say: WHAT IS WITH YOU OLD PEOPLE (that's you, Volpe) AND CALLING HIM AND THE LIKE SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "KID" OR "FLEDGLING"?

/brb, dying of laughter

Oh man oh man oh man.

I'm a nutcase.
aisuyoukai: (/maniacal laughing [prototype])
You can thank the mods over at [livejournal.com profile] discedo for finding and sharing this lovely gem. Aheh... Btw, cursing and violence included YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Seriously?

Jan. 29th, 2010 01:42 am
aisuyoukai: (questioning innocence [dh])




...why is there porno to buy in my video game? /just. stares.
aisuyoukai: (40 days lost and wandering [ac])
...I want to go to bed but suddenly I want to know how long the Last Supper by Da Vinci will last after humans are gone much more than I want sleep. Not that I really want sleep in the first place thank you kindly insomnia.

Thank you History Channel. And the mere mention of Leonardo da Vinci. Gdit obsessions, you slay me. /sigh


Answer: Somewhere between 25 years and 60 years it pretty much died. It looked mostly dead at 25 if you ask me, but they didn't mention it again until 60 and...it was pretty dead then. Covered over with moss/lichen more like. But if you ask me it looks pretty close to dead nowadays as it is. Poor thing.

FUCK YEAH

Sep. 19th, 2009 02:15 am
aisuyoukai: (AC | Ezio - Over Confidence)
Assassin's Creed II

Not only does it look pretty; not only does he fucking smirk; not only does he just look so fucking cool--but BADASS HIDDEN GUN IS BADASS. FUCK YES.

Fucking A I am preordering this and I better fuck well have a fucking job by the time it fucking comes out.

God, why do I have to watch these things at night?
aisuyoukai: (DMC | 1x2 D - That One Night in the Bar)
Okay, so I'm really bored and really lame (sue me) and just for fun started reading over some old threads with Tony and Dante (my favorite pair right now; they're so cute <3) and LOL the phrase "It's only when someone thinks they can top me that anything rough happens around here!" Let me repeat that: when someone thinks they can top me...

Oh, yeah. And Dante was the one saying this. Hehehehe.

In reference to this. And as Tori will recognize, the icon fits PERFECTLY for this thread... and, lol, its exactly where I came up with the keywords from. >XD
aisuyoukai: (KKBB | Quote - Thrill Me)
lol. This is kinda cute. Song gets annoying though.

Rockin' Robin

And this is just insane. HaHA!

House Party at Arkham
aisuyoukai: (IM | Tony Stark - Fuck Yeah)
Tropic Thunder is the worst movie ever.

...Surprisingly, I don't really feel the need to ask for my money back. XD



By the way, RDJ is surprisingly hot with blond hair and blue eyes. It's mostly the eyes. Definitely. WHY DIDN'T THEY GIVE HIM THOSE CONTACTS FOR IRON MAN?? lol. Oh well.

So, yeah. The beginning is freakin' hilarious. Seriously... why was I laughing so much during the opening "credits"? Hah. Plus... totally dirty minded. (Wut!? It's not entirely my fault! It was a trailer for a gay movie!) My mind got stuck on the fact that it was RDJ and Toby Maguire together. LOLWTF? WHY AM I THINKING OF TONY STARK AND PETER PARKER? OH. I KNOW WHY! HAHAHA.

No, really, shoot me. I'm retarded. But anyway... not exactly a movie I go out recommending... but I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh my ass off during most of it. It was pretty stupid--and pretty funny. And.... RDJ's character totally said a line worthy of a Soviet Russia joke. Seriously. LOLOLOL! HAHAHA!
aisuyoukai: (KKBB | Harry - Lawl Can't Think Straight)
Omg, Neko you need to look at these. The first ones. lol! Sound familiar? >XD Oh, geez, I love these icons. That's just awesome.

In Soviet Russia...


These are fun, too. But not so much as that beloved phrase above. Hah.

Can't Catch Me...
aisuyoukai: (IM | Iron Man - Left Alone)
It's from the fraggin' sixties and I -still- can't understand the scientific words! (Probably because it's all babble... lol.)

It's Iron Man!
aisuyoukai: (IM | Iron Man - Fly By)
O.M.F.G. Pure crack: Iron Man cartoon. I... am going to die from laughter of the gayness. XDDDDDDDD
aisuyoukai: (Comic | Tony Stark - Sexy)
There is a show on right now that has Samuel L. Jackson and Christian Bale in it. I am amused.

My brain has this horrible thought going along the lines of "oh, look! Nick Fury and Bruce Wayne are having a meeting to debate whose comic universe is better!" right about now. Omfg, I am retarded.


p.s. -the icon is crack!love, too. it's just... yumm. there are no other words.
p.s.s. -the show is shaft. lol.

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